Friday, May 29, 2009

Shocking

As I sit here in my hotel room writing this, I am surrounded by burned out candles and freaking roses. I guess I should start from the beginning so you all have a clue as to what I'm talking about.

Thanh knew I was in causing trouble in Tokyo and decided to come visit me for a little bit. It's never boring with Thanh. Thank god for that girl! We walked around the city, shopping and taking in all the sights. We were running out of things to do, so she suggested we go check out the Imperial Palace. We saw two guards standing outside and took them both out. We snuck into the palace because Thanh was convinced they were hiding something. Upon opening the first door, all we saw was cleaning supplies. We hit gold after opening the second door. Freaking electric chairs! We couldn't believe it. We started messing around with the switches to see what would happen. I decided I wanted to give it a whirl. After we sort of figured out which buttons did what, I sat down on a chair, ready to face whatever would happen. Thanh started out on the lowest switch and ended on the second to last one. Let's just say... I sure as hell felt it. Of all the crazy shit I've done, this definitely makes the Top 10. It started out kind of cool as I felt a buzz run through my entire body. By the end, man, it got to me. Shit actually hurt! She filmed everything with her cell phone and sent it to Marek, who loves doing shit like this I guess. With all of the excitement, Thanh and I completely lost track of time. We had to steal a bike and speed over to the airport so she would catch her flight. As I left the airport, I noticed how insanely thirsty I was. I caught a tasty meal before heading back to my hotel.

As soon as I got into the elevator of the hotel, I could smell him. The scent was faint, but definitely there. I knew it couldn't have been that strong from the last time he came over, so I thought he was in my room for some reason. I pushed open the door and just froze. There were candles everywhere, accompanied by roses. I looked around my entire suite to find him. I was sure he was there. Instead, I found a note on the table that read "sorry shit happened i'll talk to you later hope you enjoy." Regardless of the fact that he left before I got there, that's the nicest thing anyone has done for me in such a long time. He hasn't texted me back yet, but I feel like I should apologize for being a stubborn ass before. I never apologize... I really think that electric chair fucked with my brain. Should be interesting.

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