It really has been too long...

But this bad bitch is back in full force!

Hello, my sweet nothings! How are all of you maggots doing? Oh, that's right... I don't care.

Lately I have been so busy traveling all over the world looking for a new place to terrorize, I haven't had the chance to actually see anybody. But, of course, I've had the chance to eat those skinny runway bitches and steal their amazing outfits. I mean, someone's got to wear them (and look better), am I right? I am. You should see the fantastic shit I've accumulated recently. Actually, I'm quite sure many of you have seen me; unspeakable beauty, wind blown chocolate brown locks, fabulous pumps, always sporting my shades. I'm the hottest bitch on the block. I mean, Thanh is a close second, but not close enough to consider her an enemy. Which is why, of course, she has a smidgen of my love.

Ah, yes, the L-word. Believe me, I still do not use it in everyday conversation. In fact, I haven't said it out loud since I last saw Daemien, which was long ago. I suppose all we had is gone now. I don't mind much, I've kept myself occupied with other meaningless men. I don't plan on letting myself get that involved with someone ever again. Yeah, sure, it was nice for a minute or so, but then I felt myself losing... me. Being in love is something that I think is now so vile and torturous. I have never felt so stupid in my life, and I still can't believe that I made the choice to actually let my feelings take over.

But, gross, enough about that shit. I need to go quench my thirst. Ciao!